Up the Fucking Dunks, Son!!!

So Abort, Motherfucker (aka my summer fun punk band) recently played our first show (aka third practice aka last show) at Conor's house (thanks dude!). The whole thing took place in a weird, backwards negaverse where is wasn't not cool to know the words to mad Blink 182 songs (for more information on the phenomenological rabbit hole keep your eyes and ears peeled for Mike Schwab's Blink 69). AbrtMF could have been a little more prepared but that kinda planning ahead is wack city. Everyone had lots of fun anyway and thats pretty hip these days.

ECSTC SNSHN

Ecstatic Sunshine have two new jams on their m-space they are some serious bangers doggs.

Comunique from Jon

via the Americop myspace:

"Goodbye Americop:
Hello CaveNewts! Dont like the name? Shut up. Anyway- americop (in the current form of Guy, Jon, Jon, and Logan) has changed names due to Country Allegiances of some members. We will now be brooding under the name Cavenewts and our myspace shall reflect that (myspace.com/cavenewts). Bash our new name at the myspace (but ya gotta friend us first)! We have a full set / album ready to go. It just hasnt been played or recorded yet. But fuck- it sounds insanely good. So long noise, hello tamed chaos from hell with the beats your family could adore and love. So- go there, do it up, we are gonna play some shows soon. Album hopefully out asap. We do love you guys all.
Cave Newts (ex Americop)"

So yeah, Cave Newts is the new spot and we will be playing the Silent Barn in Brooklyn on August 14th. I know it's a Tuesday but if you're cool enough to like this band you probably don't have something as square a job. Either way it's the fucking summer, you gotta suck that lemon while it's yellow. Or something like that. I've got the crazy ha-ha's here at NJ Books.

The Newts should also have a split with the Chow Bros out by the end of summer, but you already know. Everything ever brought to you with love by Reznor Rekkids.