What the Freak?

This has gotta be unconstitutional or something. Shit better not catch on in the jerz.

In more positive news, two albums came out this week (or recently at least, truthfully I don't really know when the fuck they came out) that I might actually go to my local record store and COP. As in throw down some bones on a real CD. I'm kind of getting fed up with the quality of your average mp3 and I'm really excited to hear these new joints.

First, the Boris and Sunn0))) colabo is a real cool idea in theory that I'm curious to hear executed. Two bands working together on making music and blending their styles is a much more interesting idea than another split. I also just saw Boris fuck shit up in a live setting so I'm particularly susceptible to their ways. But as sick as that album could be it's not really doing it for me like...

New Animal Collective shit! Oh boy.

Nerdz

Kid in the Red Shirt: DUDE!!! TWO TOWERS, DUDE!! PLAY TWO TOWERS!! DUUUUDE!!
Brian Chippendale: No no... Gandolph told me not to do that one anymore...
Kid: TWO TOWERS!!!
Brian: He called me... On the telephone.

All dialogue is 100% factual, I know cuz I was standing on a table 10 feet behind them.


He prolly used that to make this. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the bolt could make an entire album of their weird pretty feedback jams and I'd be a happy boy. Hello Morning? Come on people.

Photos by The Jono

White Dude

I hope my advocacy of hip hop doesn't boil down to this. I wake up in a cold sweat with that thought.

Huckleberry

Huck Fin on the tube. N-E-W jerz, where many murders accurz. I didn't realize the rotting corpse in the back of Huck Fin was actually some kinda made man.

Hov

Every Jay Z album for free. The internet is a wonderful ass place. Get um while they're hot, I doubt this good deed is gonna go unpunished for long. For now you can stick it to your favorite corporate pig rapper by enjoying his music.

Bodymore

Some baltimore club courtesy of DJ/Rupture. Sounds surprisingly good for something recorded off the radio on to tape ten years ago.

Speaking of club shit, BrICk CItY! That nine seven tre on the come up.

Zombie Nation

If you've ever wanted to be a disembodied zombie head destroying the post apocalyptic Amerikkkan landscape, now is your time. Scroll down to the bottom of the page and click Zombie Nation. You're also fighting the army as far as I can tell, it's really hard to tell anything that's going on cuz the colors are wikkid trippy.

That link has a whole bunch of classic NES games you can play on your browser. The #1 thing I learned there is that playing NES games without a controller on a tiny screen sucks ass and isn't fun at all. Zombie Nation is different though, seriously.

Minor Threat in Camden

The Threat in Cash Money Drugs, New Jersey. Some drama is apparent, a crackhead plays a role, it's kinda weird. Some sweet live footage in between Ian kinda acting like a dickhead.

knuckleheadz

My favorite Wu track at the moment

That piano part! Damn!

Grind the pigs!

Violent Ramp is a teenage skate thrash band with some guys from Wolf Eyes. They only put out one seven inch and here it is:
http://rapidshare.de/files/35177696/01_Danforth.mp3
http://rapidshare.de/files/35177697/02_Grind_the_Pigs.mp3
http://rapidshare.de/files/35177698/03_Pay_to_Skate.mp3
http://rapidshare.de/files/35177699/04_Rad_Alarm.mp3
http://rapidshare.de/files/35177700/05._violent_ramp.mp3

Pretty sweet and not just for the novelty value. Its like when you see a band and they dont know how to work amps and their guitars just make feedback every time they stop playing.