Jersey Fresh

2009-11-11T09:56:00.000-08:00

Been neglecting this joint, sorry. More soon, swear it.

Beach Feats

2009-08-14T16:31:00.000-07:00

Yo, after a lifelong appreciations of airhorn sounds I finally made it down to the islands, son! I'm on the beach baby!

Jammn this tune
http://www.zshare.net/audio/64136293579bb12a/

@ these spots

New Heat

2009-08-02T19:37:00.000-07:00

This shit actually isn't too new if you have ever been in my living room, but it can now be revealed to the world.

[[AIRHRN]][[AIRHRN]]

76

76 [r-mix]
WARNING: The metadata in these files is all kinds of fucked up. Thats what I get for fucking with people who fuck with garage band.

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The Simpsons

2009-07-28T21:53:00.000-07:00

has been blowing up the internet since Simpsons Movie Concept Clips was fly and I'm trying to get a piece of that

*$[on some several thousand views + comments]$*.

DJ Guy exclusives from life

2009-07-15T21:04:00.000-07:00

I am just now hit with a desire to understand and catalog all the videos on my flip cam. Here are some standouts 4 el mundo. Big funn is also coming up 4 mii and I'd love to tell you all about it when the time is right.

This video has a lot of bass

2009-07-15T18:28:00.001-07:00

Even on youtube this video file has madd bass. My fone of choice is also truly Nokia.

pull up pull up

2009-06-05T14:19:00.000-07:00

Just had to pause my life and say that Goldy's blog is type OFFICIALLY SERIOUS right now. On some cultural tour of the west United States shit. It badda dan the rest, if you know what I mean.

New Vidz

2009-05-18T15:45:00.000-07:00

My life is consumed by work on these vids and many others very similar to them.

These are mere components is a much grander plan for an installation. Would that you could all see it IRL, loyal readers. You'll have to settle for whatever shitty dig pixx I end up taking in between schmoozing the Olympia [f]art crowd.

Big Chunes

2009-03-11T18:48:00.000-07:00

I knew that playlist feature was up to something good. Lots of vids, nuff toasting and dancing, nuff speakers to the ceiling, all inna soundclash style.

Fon3#'s

2009-02-12T16:37:00.000-08:00

Today when I tried to enter a new phone number into my phone it told me that it was full of numbers. That phone isn't going anywhere so many numbers need the boot. I tried to do this but then I was like this works pretty well as just a list, so here:

Abi/Adam/Adam K/Alex Fro/Alex Klas/Ali T/Alix Jop/Amely/Andi/Andrea/Andrew/AndrwBI/Andr3w/Andy/Anna$/Aron B/Ashiq/Atta$/Auntjan/A$/A-Drew/
Brady/Brain$/Brian Media/Brigid/Brit Lar/Britney Botz/Bro Chris/
C Boogi/C Sharp/Cap Air/Casey/Charlee/Chilly/Chody/Chuk F/Coleman/Colle3N/Comb/Conkon/Court$/Crab/Crib/Crista/Cris$/Cuntr/
D wrek/D Wyn3/Dakota$/Dan Sim/Dan 3Ndrs/Dana/Dandr3W/Dante$/Dan3ll Ctwn/Darel$/David/
David Sitek/Devora/Devyn/Drew$/Dr3W$/Dustin$/Dusty/Dylan
E Ike/Eko$Rill/Elise Gg/Eliz/Emersn/Erik/Ethn Swn/
Felicity/Frank
Gantz/Glitchngrwl/Goldy/Gordo/Gr3G/Gus
Harl3Y/Harold$/Heathr/
Ian Media/
J Moy/Jablnsky/Jahla/Jake Mcdeez/Jakgil/Jarid/JarOD$/Jason$/Jeff/Jeff Doh/Jesse3/Joanna/Joe Tougas/John Dj/Jolly R/Jon/Jon Rill/Jono/Josh/Joshkore/Jo3Y Casio/Jp/JTovah/Judd Vid/Julia/Justine/J3D/J3S $Ell/J3Ss/
Kat Bowr/Kate E/Kate R/Kat3/Ka$Hhndz/Keni/Keni Hom/Kevin/Kev$/Kilgore/Kirsten/Kristn/
Kylie
L E/L Meek/Ladj/Lary D/Laura East/Ldog/Levi$/Lexor/Lil Comptn/Lik Nik$/Lindsay/Lisa F3D/LK/Lndlrd/Luke Media/
Maddy/Mang3Y/Marcus/Margaritte/Mark$$/Martn/Mat/Mathew/Matiket/Matt Taco/Matt$/Maxine/Max$/McGee/Meg/Megsmil3/Mike Schweezi/Milo/Molly C/Mom
Nate Dogg/Nayomi/Nig/Nik Noise/Nik O/Nik Z/Niky/Nik$/Nina/Nj Books/Noel/
Olyryde/
Paris/Paul$/Pdxride/Pippn/Pops/Pottr/
Rach/RAD/Raissa/Red/Reese/Reggie/Rj Sex Vid/Robotrip/Rose/Ryan C/
Sabine/Salty$/Sam$/Sara B/Sara Bon3/Sara Hak/Sara L/Sara M/Sarelle/Scot/Sean/Sean Downr/Seth/Shane/Shan3/Shelby/Sheri P/Shre3Z$/Sid/Seirra/Solid Gold/Sophie/Spanish$/Spyke/Stashjar/Stef$/St33l Ham/Sumrs3T$/Susan/Sydno/
Tatiana/Taylor/Ted?/Terza$/Tigr$/Tobi/Tobin Taco/Todd/Tom Hom/Tom Sel/Tom$/Toni/Trav/Tyron/Tyty/
Uncle J?
Wal$/Wes/Wfmu/Will/
Yabs/YO B/
Zak Deez/Zak Media/Zig/Zna/
0mega/
3Dn/3Mily Homez/3rin/
5013 2

A "new" vid

2009-02-10T17:36:00.000-08:00

old drawing

2009-01-04T00:10:00.001-08:00

from a spring 2007 skool notebook, happi 2009

SLaB

2008-12-25T00:33:00.000-08:00

[slow loud and banging]

Thanks terrall, you definitely aren't the first person I've seen with this shit in RL, but as far as I can tell you got it like that on the tube.

uuuuuuh

2008-11-05T12:24:00.001-08:00

The dude on all the TV's is the president. Insofar as this blog functions as some kind of archival document of my shit I thought it would be appropriate to note this (4 th3 future and @!!).
Right after he won my homie ran in the room and started throwing dollar menu cheeseburgers at everyone. I'm cautiously optimistic about some changes in Amerikkka over the next four years, but ravenous consumption of consumer crap is HERE 2 STAY! God bless u all.

P.S. Photo by Jahla

The Radio

2008-09-29T17:55:00.000-07:00

I'm on it these days. You can listen to cusswords radio with DJ Guy every thursday night (AKA friday morning) at midnight westside time (AKA three AM) on Free Radio Olympia. You can call me, you can freestyle, you can shout shit out, I'll play yr jam, you can play music live over the phone, you can play music live in the studio with me, you can smoke a blunt and chill and the FCC doesn't need to know shit about it neither. You can swear. Feel free to stream or chune in to 98.5 in the Oly area.

I want a tattoo of this shit cuz it's awesome

2008-09-25T15:32:00.000-07:00

2008-08-31T20:45:00.000-07:00

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my girl is from jersey she never told me bout all this wu-tang sponge bob shit. wow.

Hey Guys

2008-08-18T16:24:00.000-07:00

In case any1 was wondering, I'm back in Olympia. I was in Jersey for a while and Goldy and I drove back. There are some pretty good pix but they are at my house and I'm at The Reef. We don't the internet anymore at the crib so I gotta get in where I fit in and so forth. This new development coupled with the invention of summertime on the west coast have all but choked the life out of Jersey Fresh in the past few months. Don't worry though, once it starts raining hella I'm sure I'll be back on some boredom shit. Until then hang tight and I'll be at the lake.

This Video Isn't Good

2008-07-05T22:22:00.001-07:00

A bunch of seemingly Latin American kids doing graffiti that is essentially wack. Something about it speaks to me though, I dunno. They are all MAD young. Very young. They've got something going, no question. It's pretty worth it to watch just their pizza-faced-ass intro. Also one of the tags on the video is graffitty. I'm thinking they put that on there knowing that only other 12 year olds would be knuckleheaded enough to search that word and they had represent 4 their peoples. I can respect that.

Future Mystic [Mynd Games]

2008-05-28T14:09:00.000-07:00

Hunter Thompson predicts the future in Hell's Angels:

"Earlier in the day he had chopped his Levi's at knee level with a hunting knife, exposing his thick white legs for about ten inches before they disappeared again into black motorcycle boots. The effect was an obscene mockery of Bermuda shorts"

It's 2012 and we all look like that.

Look 2 yr right

2008-05-09T14:27:00.000-07:00

You'll find that I recently classed up the place around here and set up a legit link zone. Right now what I've got is a link to a "muxtape" of the first Essential Slime mixtape that dropped around this time last year. It's almost all there minus a few skits and whatnot's, if you want the full shebang just hit me up. I've been remiss in offering up the tracks to the internet because I was never fully stoked on a format/website or way to really "distribute" the content. That all changed when Jono and Goldy put me up on muxtape. Things are pretty rad over there and all you have to do to hear my tunes is just like click one or two times. Nothing fancy at all.

I've got a bunch of stuff in the pipe from different classes and projects this year, so Essential Slime Vol. II is on the way to say the least.

Supercool

2008-05-04T03:40:00.000-07:00

Fuck yes!

No more shitty youtubes!

P.S. Matt Besser on the Sound of Young America

A good rap verse

2008-04-28T16:12:00.001-07:00

The second verse of this rap song is extremely good. It is cold knowledgeable and knowledgeably written. Knowledge is a dish best served cold.

Time's Up - Kardinal Offishal feat. Bishop Lamont and Lindo P

Who's ever platinum/On the Vibe cover
Study they album/Till they got your style covered
Ride producers dicks/I need they phone number
Who got the latest hit I need the same track from ya

That's why the shit all sounds the same
Look at the tracklist/Same producer's names
No variety/No risk taking
That's why they downloading/Nah, fuck paying

I recently noticed this Bishop Lamont verse that had been hiding towards the end of the (really good) Do the Right Thing themed Kardinal mixtape Clinton Sparks put out last summer. That tape is still the shit and it means summer like crazy. Kardinal's verse is also pretty good and somebody I've never head of does his raggamuffin thing at the end, which I'm a sucker for. He's not too excited about chi chi mons but are any of those pussyclot homophobes? It's a shame they sound so rad.

4 yr face

2008-04-22T11:43:00.000-07:00

BaDBoyKittyo has some deep crates on the tube. He is also apparently from Croatia which, you know, you can think whatevs about that one. Unfortunately since many of the best vids off his channel are vinyl rips streamed through youtube they don't have the requisite boom. If you really give a shit you can go and spend about a million dollars getting the 12 inches off ebay.

Also, since BadBoyKittyo likes "all Tim Burton movies" and is wise to the ways of yr average shark bitter, he has disabled embedding on all his uploads. That means you're gonna have to click something to check my favorite of the bunch. Anquette=Rye Rye twenty years ago.

The Loops+NOlympia breakdown

2008-04-13T16:54:00.000-07:00

Fancy D's "The Loops" is the best thing I've ever found in a Sonic Youth case. I offer it to you now unedited and in full. Fancy has fully registered his content with the people over at iTunes and it is very easy to rip burned CDR's of his work onto your home computer when you find them in the center console of your friends car. As far as I'm aware this is the only distribution system yet in place for this milestone in human expression. Fancy, if you are out there and don't like me BLegging yr shit just hit me up. You shouldn't even be sweating it because I want to pay you a million dollars for making these jams.

I'm Foolish
Shaq Now
And I
I Want You To Knoooow
Bratwurst
Ooo Yeeah <--- if you are only gonna get one is these this should b da 1 Family Ties
WhoaWhoa
Who Who Who

In other news, this weekend was truly one for shows in the greater Olympia area.
On friday night Andy and my noise combo, DMX II, was on some room clearing shit at a benefit for the Olympia Anarchist book fair (which I believe is going down this weekend at the Eagles Hall downtown). Our crew held it down but pretty much everyone else there was not into it whatsoever. It was cool though, these things happen and everyone kept it respectful.

Saturday morning brought temps in the 80's, short shorts and beach parties. Needless to say it was super metal and got us all in the mood for Thrones and Wolves in the damn Throne Room once the sun went down. The show was held at the hall of the woods, a converted eagles hall in the middle of the forest and a personal fav spot of mine in town.

Sunday was super crazy and some of the most fun I've had in a minute. Yellow Swans and Sissy Spacek came through my basement and shared a bill with the Oly Noise Allstars, DJ Floortom, MIDWIFE! and the Dead White. You certainly wouldn't expected it from all the shreddoggs that played, but many many attendees made comments to me regarding the "chillness" of the atmosphere and the overall sweet vibes emanating from just about everyone in the room. Everyone was super respectful of the crib and there was hardly even a bunch of beer cans to clean up.

I was most proud of Olympia, Washington when a full on dance party took place while Yellow Swans and John Wiese set up their mountain of gear. John Wiese is getting all like pissed off at his Max MSP rig and fogging his glasses and shit and there are fifty drunk, stoked, sweating kids shaking their asses and crowding the shit out of him, MANY OF WHOM WERE GIRLS. I challenge any city in Amerika to get that going, real talk. Surreal talk.